Rise and Fall of the Doucheoisie:Part 1

Well it's beginning to happen, after a sharp rise the doucheoisie are beginning to fall from their places of self importance as their disposable incomes plummet and their lifestyles become untenable.  This isn't to say they're gone for good, or disappearing from their bastions like the marina, it's just that their footprint is shrinking with their opportunities

To understand and enjoy the decline of one of the most irritating social groups in america it's probably good to start at the beginning.  The next installment Part 2 will chronicle the rapid rise of the douche , Part 3 will focus on the apex of the douche culture, Part 4 will focus on the beginning of the decline, and Part 5 will be a discourse on the future role of the douche in society

If I were still in school, I could probably get a soc, or cultural anthropology thesis out of this, but instead I'll have to just enjoy the pseudo-intellectual wanking of putting it in print.